It’s I, Michael P. Matthews, and I’ve ready a brand new parade of stories objects that I hope will stimulate electrochemical responses in your mind which are related to emotions of affection and pleasure.
*bleating trumpets and booming drums*
Let the procession start!
Individuals are loving our new rewards program.
Again in July, we rolled out a rewards program that lets you earn factors for making purchases, writing product opinions, referring pals, and extra.
Then, you possibly can redeem these factors for reductions and different rewards, and as you earn extra factors, your standing climbs and also you unlock extra goodies.
Furthermore, in contrast to some rewards applications, with us, your factors have actual worth.
As an example, if all you probably did was purchase stuff in our retailer and redeem factors for reductions, you’d be getting 5% money again on each order.
That sounds groovy, after all, however I wasn’t positive how a lot this may transfer the needle, however survey says it’s a winner.
In simply the final couple months . . .
- 100,793 prospects have created rewards accounts
- 2,483,326 factors have been earned, equaling $124,166.30 in potential financial savings
- 2,157 prospects have redeemed factors, saving $5,382.45
*Italian chef kiss*
That makes me really feel all ticklish inside.
It will get higher, too, as a result of not solely are we rewarding common buyers with actual, tangible advantages, we’re additionally luring new ones out of Amazon’s dusky opium den and into our loving embrace.
So for those who haven’t signed up on your rewards account but, what are you ready for? The Darkish Lord Slorgath to inhabit your soul and press your flesh into his service?
Don’t try this.
Giddyup this manner as an alternative and be a part of the social gathering:
My books are actually in over 700 Barnes & Noble shops!
I’ve offered numerous books over time—simply over 1.5 million—however as I’m a self-published creator, (largely) all of them have been on-line (and largely from mentioned opium den).
Lately, an editor one among Barnes & Noble’s publishing firms spied my little operation and noticed the apparent win-win alternative, and so now it’s official:
My wordy wares are in Barnes & Noble shops all over the place!
Particularly, Barnes & Noble is now stocking . . .
- Greater Leaner Stronger
- Thinner Leaner Stronger
- The Shredded Chef
- The Little Black Ebook of Exercise Motivation
Now, I would like these books to promote nicely offline, so I’ve a favor to ask (and bribe to supply).
For those who purchase a number of of my books from B & N and ship an image of the barcode(s) to me (at this electronic mail deal with), I’d be in your everlasting gratitude.
YES, ETERNAL GRATITUDE
AS IN, MY SPECTRAL SERVICE ACROSS THE ENTIRETY OF SPACE AND TIME.
Oh and also you’ll additionally get to decide on one of many following rewards:
Your mission, for those who select to just accept it.
Wish to meet me and Thoughts Pump crew?
I like my pals over at Thoughts Pump they usually like me (or at the very least fake to).
Therefore, they invited me to crash their subsequent dwell occasion in San Jose, and I graciously accepted.
For those who like us and need to press our fleshy elements and heckle us in entrance of a dwell viewers, it is best to come.
September 27, 2019
6:00 PM – 9:00 PM
The the place:
1343 The Alameda
San Jose, CA 95126
The subsequent step:
Register now at:
We simply launched our Scientific Evaluation Board.
It’s official: Google is placing well being and health heads on pikes.
Over the past yr, they’ve rolled out a collection of core search adjustments now often known as the Medic replace, and it’s been a bonafide bison bludgeoner for almost everybody writing about constructing muscle, shedding fats, and getting wholesome.
Many once-popular well being and health info web sites have been kneecapped, shedding wherever from 40 to 60% of natural search site visitors, and a few have been roughly tactically nuked off the web, shedding 90 to 95% of Google site visitors.
Legion took a stiff backhand to the puss (meaning face, you pervert, look it up), however thankfully, the Google overlords didn’t take away all our toys.
That mentioned, we need to acquire again the search engine floor we misplaced, and meaning we have to do two issues higher:
- We have to publish extra high-quality content material.
- We have to enhance our credibility and authority.
And in order that’s what we’re doing.
For primary, we’re increasing our group of researchers and writers, and for quantity two, we’ve put collectively a scientific evaluation board of MDs, PhDs, and different professionals to validate that every one our content material is evidence-based, correct, reliable, and present.
This manner, folks can relaxation straightforward figuring out they’re placing their belief in the proper place.
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